OMFG - Producer Scott Storch has been arrested for grand theft auto in Miami for violating the lease terms of a 2004 Bentley.

The troubled entertainer posted bail shortly after he was apprehended.

Storch was arrested on Friday after authorities maintained he failed to return the Bentley when it was supposed to go back to the owner in 2008. He started leasing the pricey vehicle in February of 2006, according to MTV News.

Atlas Leasing Company charges that the producer has caused them to lose about $ 65,000 in monies, because Storch had not turned over the car. He hadn’t been paying on it either, they assert.

This is the latest in a series of financial woes for the producer who has been besieged with matters ranging from $ 500,000 in back taxes to delinquent child support to foreclosure on a $ 10  million mansion.

Storch was unavailable for comment and no court date has been announced at press time.

Crazy shit, huh!

Posted: 04/15/09 -  Comments (0)

OMG. A girl singing 'Killing me softly' on American Idol and killed the song hardly. Funny as hell. She had to make her own remix.

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Yo Twitter, these are some funny shit I found after making a search for  whts ghetto. Whts Ghetto are the most ghetto thing you could have seen or known or experience and let everyone know that it's ghetto. I've lived a few myself. lol If you find more you can send me a tweet @mardix

This is the list

    1.    Whts ghetto: using twitter as instant messenger
    2.    Whts ghetto: putting ranch not only on chicken but anything: rice, spaghetti
    3.    Whts ghetto: going to someone's house with dirty socks and realize that you have to remove your shoes
    4.    Whts ghetto: taking a chick out and say you'll split the tab
    5.    Whts ghetto: claimin everbody kids icludin mexicans on ya taxes(500 a social) wht a hustle
    6.    Whts ghetto: using old oil from last week to cook tonights dinner
    7.    Whts ghetto: tryin to be debo and get deboed
    8.    Whts ghetto: usin someones medicaid card with their picture on it
    9.    Whts ghetto: gettin power from your neighbor via extension cord
    10.    Whts ghetto: fartin on public transportation and act like u aint doit
    11.    Whts ghetto: putttin hot sauce on lays plain potatoe chips to give it some flavor
    12.    Whts ghetto: when dudes wear basketball shorts as underwear
    13.    Whts ghetto: when your a grown ass man and your uncle is 3 years old
    14.    Whts ghetto: using plastic shppin bags as luggage on the plane
    15.    Whts ghetto: ladies using riped and twirled up paper bags as rolers old school lol ya mama used to do it
    16.    Whts ghetto: using the oven to heat the house or openin the freezer and turnin cold water and fanon on to cool the house in the summer
    17.    Whts ghetto: ya mama sendin u to th neighbers house with a grocery list and toilet paper
    18.    Whts ghetto: ya baby mamma baby sitting ya girlfriends kids lol
    19.    whts ghetto old school: puttin a quarter water bottle in your back tire so your bike sounded like a motorcycle
    20.    whts ghetto putting tape over your broken car window.
    21.    whts ghetto is girls wearin chinese slippers lmaoo
    22.    whts ghetto when ya moms send u to the liquor store with a note and it's signed it's for me
    23.    whts ghetto? using house speakers n ur car as subwoofers
    24.    whts ghetto- using ur friends laptop on ya lap for heat....
    25.    whts ghetto: getting ur hair did and eating chinese food at the same time on the front steps..
    26.    whts ghetto? when u go to the gym and u see people wit garbage bags on instead of buyin a sweatsuit lol
    27.    whts ghetto: is walking the hallways in your apartment building with your laptop 2 suck up your neighbor's WiFi signal
    28.    whts ghetto pants fallin off yur butt and tryin to run
    29.    whts ghetto your mom callin you by your rap name!!
    30.    whts ghetto recordin your demo on a karaoke machine llmmmaaoo
    31.    whts ghetto putting your garbage can on your parking spot
    32.    whts ghetto washing paper plates
    33.    whts ghetto puttin batterys in the freezer to recharge them
    34.    whts ghetto jumpin in a public pool with basketball shorts
    35.    Whts ghetto: putttin hot sauce on lays plain potatoe chips to give it some flavor
    36.    Whts ghetto: A real dark skinned chick wit blue contacts...
    37.    Whts ghetto: pissing in the shower.
    38.    Whts ghetto:having a weight bench in your living room...lol
    39.    Whts ghetto:going on a date and telling shorty 'ill pay you back'
    40.    WHTS GHETTO: IS WHEN UR BROTHER IS UR CUZIN LOL
    41.    Whts Ghetto: GOiNG TO SOMEONE ELSE FAM REUNiON FOR THE FREE FOOD
    42.    Whts ghetto: getting locked up jsut to get your teeth fixed
    43.    Whts ghetto: when you aint got no dish liquid and you add water and shake it up and try to wash the dishes with the suds
    44.    Whts Ghetto: when yo moms & grandmoms is under 50
    45.    Whts ghetto: when your plane takes off and lands in the Hudson
    46.    Whts ghetto: shopping at the grocery market and bringing the cart home with you
    47.    Whts ghetto:thwoin a house party and playing a reggae gold 98 cd
    48.    Whts ghetto:mixing two diff types of cereal just so you have enough for a bowl.
    49.    Whts ghetto: Buyin an outfit for tha club, and returnin it tha next day!
    50.    Whts ghetto: Using a sandwich bag as a condom!
    51.    Whts ghetto: blowing into nintendo cartridges or just using the q tip with alcohol.
    52.    whts ghetto: ironing clothes on a towel on the floor or only ironing the front of your jeans like fuck it the back is good
    53.    whts ghetto: hoopties with rims and systems the car cost like 00 rims is 00 speakers only pumpin bass trunk squeekin

Posted: 03/18/09 -  Comments (0)

Some quotes that I over heard and posted on twitter

1. A tree is measured by the quality of its fruit
   

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